i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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