Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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