So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize