At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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