I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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