Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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