Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
