Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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