How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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