can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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