Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
we're making bets on your personal life
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Randomize
