We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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