You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
