Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
