So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Also, beer. Big fan.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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