So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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