Well apparently he's into motor boating.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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