Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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