I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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