ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
how does that bad decision feel?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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