what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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