After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
