Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Damn victory sex feels great
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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