**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I wanna passion pit in your ass
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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