There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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