everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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