We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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