thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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