when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
