Your tits are I can't wait for
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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