wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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