Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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