Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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