They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
