I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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