i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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