Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I still have a little drunk in my system
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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