I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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