The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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