Buhtt sex?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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