Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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