If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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