And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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