So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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