this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He? As in you personified your dick?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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