I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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