margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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