I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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