hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
