Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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