Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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