Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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