Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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